MAGA, It's Time for an Intervention

He won’t ever appreciate what he had in you till you’re gone for good

Dear MAGA,

It’s time for an intervention. I know, I know. You don’t think you have a problem. Addicts usually don’t. But sitting here, with the benefit of distance, I can tell you that you are in an abusive relationship and if you don’t quit it cold turkey, you will end up in a really bad place.

What’s that? You think you will end up in a worse place if you’re not with him? I felt the same way when my first serious boyfriend and I broke up. I cried for a really long time and lost a few pounds. I told my mom I didn’t think I could ever find someone that great again.

Then, slowly but surely, I realized that I had been into him a lot more than he had ever been into me. And now, I can’t really remember what I ever saw in that guy.

Friends, this guy is also not really that into you. I know, I know. He’s sticking it to the libs every day, deporting the criminals and talking smack about Sleepy Joe, Crooked Hillary and everyone else you’ve hated for decades. He says the stuff out loud in front of the whole world that you’ve said to yourself. It’s great to trash talk people together. But — and hear me out here — he’s also saying it about you.

How else do you explain him calling you “stupid” and “weaklings” for believing that we need to see all the files on Jeffrey Epstein? Last year, when he was asking for your support, he promised that he would release them. Now, he’s calling the whole thing a “hoax” and telling you that it’s all a con by the “Lunatic Left,” which is also weird because everyone you’ve ever trusted, from Fox News to Joe Rogan to Charlie Kirk to Jack Posobiec to Laura Loomer to Candace Owens, have spent years telling you — agreeing with you — that we need to see a list of the pedophiles Epstein trafficked those children to.

Now, he is telling you that was all made up. All of it. What’s worse, he is threatening that if you keep believing it, he is going to dump you. Just like that, after everything you’ve done for him and everything he’s done for you, he is going to drop you cold turkey. He’s telling you he doesn’t want your support anymore! After everything!

It gets even weirder. He’s saying that all his “supporters want to talk about is the Jeffrey Epstein hoax. It’s unbelievable. It’s a disgrace. ... I’m going to remember.” But you’ve always wanted to talk about Epstein. For years and years. And he’s never had a problem with it until now. Why is he so mad all of a sudden? What did you do wrong now?

The deal was always that you would be there for him and, in turn, he would be there for you. That’s how it’s supposed to work. You nodded along when he said that you would be there for him if he shot someone on Fifth Avenue. But you never really thought about what would happen if that someone was you.

So how did things go off the rails like this? How did things get so… one-sided?And over Jeffrey Epstein? Why?

What got to him? The Deep State? The elites? Was he always part of the elite and you never really noticed? Sure, he hung out with Epstein in Palm Beach and in New York at their respective mansions and penthouses. And ok, he keeps bragging about how rich he is and how he went to an Ivy League school. And yeah, his cabinet is filled with billionaires. But he always sounded so much like a regular guy, like a man of the people. He showed you a glimpse of that world but also made it clear he wasn’t really like those elitists. The ones who look down on you from their private planes, the ones who think they can play you for a fool.

Except now, he is kicking you to the curb to protect… whom? A dead elitist pedophile? A bunch of rich elitist pedophiles? Himself? Wait… is he the one playing you for a fool?

I know it’s hard. I know you’ve given the best years of your life to him. You’re part of a community that you and he built together — people you never even knew existed before he came along but are like family to you now. The FOMO is real. If you leave now, you might miss out on the rallies and the fun and the friends you made along the way. You’ll miss them. You’ll miss him.

Sometimes, it’s better not to ask too many questions about why you got hooked before quitting cold turkey. You’ll have time to analyze all that later. The first step is to recognize that you and he have run your course, before you spend one more sleepless night ruminating over why he is betraying you like this.

Have a good cry. Mourn the relationship you thought it was. But just walk away before he insults your intelligence again. He won’t ever appreciate what he had in you till you’re gone for good.